Liz Told Me To

Hair stuff now

Dec 5, 2009
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While I'm on a free-advertising-for-my-favey-brands kick, may I please to recommend to you the Paul Mitchell Super Skinny Serum?

This stuff is like 20 bucks a bottle, but it lasts for freaking ever. My hair is shoulder length now, and I only need about half a squirt of the stuff, as it is super concentrated. It really does make your hair dry faster, too, that's not lie. It sort of freaked me out at first. Now I just roll with it. It's especially nice when it's chilly out and the wet hair needs to dry up fast before you catch your death of cold. Also, this shortens the amount of time you're blowing hot air on your head, so there's less heat damage.

AS WELL, it adds quite a bit of shine and softness to ye olde mop. My hair is wavy and poofy, a little strange, turning gray (ack!) and this serum makes it look a little more like real hair.

IN CONCLUSION, it's worth the cash. One bottle can last me about a year, and it works.

I like that Soap & Glory stuff

Dec 4, 2009
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Soap & Glory

I love this stuff. It's at Target, and it seems pricey compared to other Tarjay stuff, but if you think about it, it's the exact same price range as Bath and Body Works, but you get more in the toobs. Plus it's better than B&BB, in my humble but accurate opinion.

I especially recommend the

Soap and glory

body wash stuff. It's got lotion in it, and makes for a wonderful shaving experience. It smells nice, it's full of natural ingredients, the packaging is adorable, and it lasts forever and ever. TRY IT NOW!!!!!!!

I'm easily manipulated by the colors pink and red, but luckily it worked out well in this case. It's the packaging that originally sold me. Then came the guilt. Then the relief and pleasure.

p.s. I bought the aluminum free deodorant of theirs yesterday, and so far so good. I'm not too keen on slathering poisonous metals, such as the aluminum contained in most antiperspirants, on myself, so I try to get natural thingies that don't have that. Don't trust the "hypoallergenic" tag on some brands, though. A lot of aluminum free deodorants use zinc ricinoleate which is something that causes an allergic reaction anywhere on MY skin, that's for sure. If I rub that stuff on me, within minutes there will be what feels and looks just like a bad sunburn, and it takes just as long to heal. Ever had a sunburn on your armpits? Not cool. Hypoallergenic my arse! ANYWAY...the Soap and Glory aluminum free deodorant has NOT caused any allergic reactions on my retardedly sensitive skin, so, YAY!!

Hey! Was that TMI? HA!

Check out my onesie

Nov 22, 2009
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I got some red onesie pajamas that have a butt flap in the back for easy access. I was probably drunk when I ordered them. There was one of 'em googley ads at the top of my gmail the one night telling me I needed some. Ok, I said.

I am actually quite pleased with my Adult Footed Pajamas purchase. I may crank the AC just so I can wear these without sweating to death.

Togas in motion

Nov 22, 2009
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Well, there was a toga party crossing the street one fine night in Austin TX, a bunch of douches wrapped in white sheets, so I thought I'd take a pic. It turned out kinda cool I think. Probably because you can't see the toga douches.

Togas

Sessy striped turtleneck

Nov 17, 2009
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So, sooo sessy!!! Woo! xxx

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This turtleneck feels like it's made out of spandex

Nov 10, 2009
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Am I mean for laughing at this

Nov 4, 2009
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Orange dudes

Here is a picture of some tribesmen aiming arrows at a plane. Is this even for real? And if so, isn't it a bit irresponsible to fly airplanes where these people can see them? What if they sacrifice someone to the rumbling metal birds? You know how primitives are. Whatever happened to the Prime Directive? So many questions. Such as: How would we feel if we found out that aliens were real and they had this huge crazy world with cures for everything and everyone lived in the lap of luxury but they hid it from us because they thought we were nothing but dumb and vaguely interesting? And what if those UFOs were the aliens taking pictures of us to put on alien versions of CNN for alien versions of me to laugh at? I'd be pissed. Someone send these dudes some iPods stat. Actually, $10 says these red people have Wii Fit on pause in their huts while they pretend to be frightened and confused by our boopy clicky growlies in the sky so the likes of us will leave them alone. Man, I want to join a tribe.

"Uncontacted tribe" sited in Amazon.

Argyle cardigan?

Oct 28, 2009
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Check!

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Larpers 7/08

Oct 27, 2009
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Here's a pic from my old camera phone that I took about July 08 in downtown Dallas near Pearl Station. They have all sorts of conventions in those buildings around there, and this was a convention of what appeared to be gothic anime characters and elves. You can't tell it as much from these ghost people, but the ones inside the food court looked like they were wearing RPG oufits made from bedsheets and Hobby Lobby felt. I'm not hating, I'm just saying.